I’ve been growing out my hair for years. Years.
It’s been growing at an excruciatingly slow snail’s pace.
I just want to see how long I can grow out my hair. At this point, it’s already the longest it’s ever been in my life.
And yet, I want it to be even longer.
Here’s my line of thinking… hold your laughter please…
When you’re young, your hair is naturally thick and shiny. But as you age, it gets dryer and more brittle, losing its lustre.
For me, I feel like this is it. It’s now or never. This is the point in my life when I will grow out my hair to its longest length. At its most natural brilliance.
This is when I will wear my full crowning glory.
I will never grow out my hair again to this length because 1) It takes for freaking ever 2) It’s so plain and boring and 3) I ain’t gettin’ any younger.
So why am I so committed to growing out My Long Yoko Ono Witch Hairstyle?
The simple answer is…
Because someday I want to look back at pictures of myself and think…
Oh there I am. With really long hair.
And that’s all there is to it.